Celeb Snacker

Kate Moennig Date Night at The Hollywood Bowl

Seniorita Scruffy Hair was out at The Hollywood Bowl on a scorching LA night, this past Sunday. The kids from Vampire Weekend were putting on a little show and Shane and her rumored lady friend, Holly Miranda, were there. A well placed source spotted Kate, looking 'boy skinny' in chords and a fedora waiting in line at the ATM. She took out $40 ($40!? What rich person takes out $40? A rich person on their way to get some weed?) and scampered away without being noticed.

And there you have my premiere post on Typepadface.

Not All Snackers Are Dickheads - Joe Rogan is a nice man

Joe Rogan

I've been kind of MIA for the last 6 months or so. Been caught up watching a lot of soccer, I guess. Anyhow, this just came in from a reliable source:

Joe Rogan (News Radio, UFC commentator and all-around funny mother f’er) was spotted yesterday evening in Calabasas, girlfriend and toddler in-tow. Said girlfriend was removing said toddler from the car when, a-la “The Gods Must Be Crazy”, an empty glass Coke bottle shot out of the trunk and smashed into a million pieces in the parking lot. Our man Joe stopped what he was doing, cleaned up the glass, and ran on foot for 60 miles to the nearest tall cliff to return the evil thing to the gods! Not exactly, but he did
meticulously pick up every single shard and dispose of it properly in a trash can. Kudos Joe for being an exception among asshole celebs who assume their assistant will clean it up. Kudos as well for being an exception among asshole regular people who live in Calabasas who assume a Mexican will clean it up.

A nice story to take us into this holiday weekend. Viva America and happy 4th everyone!

PS - I have no idea who this guy is either.

Not All Snackers Are Dickheads - Joe Rogan is a nice man

Joe Rogan

I've been kind of MIA for the last 6 months or so. Been caught up watching a lot of soccer, I guess. Anyhow, this just came in from a reliable source:

Joe Rogan (News Radio, UFC commentator and all-around funny mother f’er) was spotted yesterday evening in Calabasas, girlfriend and toddler in-tow. Said girlfriend was removing said toddler from the car when, a-la “The Gods Must Be Crazy”, an empty glass Coke bottle shot out of the trunk and smashed into a million pieces in the parking lot. Our man Joe stopped what he was doing, cleaned up the glass, and ran on foot for 60 miles to the nearest tall cliff to return the evil thing to the gods! Not exactly, but he did
meticulously pick up every single shard and dispose of it properly in a trash can. Kudos Joe for being an exception among asshole celebs who assume their assistant will clean it up. Kudos as well for being an exception among asshole regular people who live in Calabasas who assume a Mexican will clean it up.

A nice story to take us into this holiday weekend. Viva America and happy 4th everyone!

PS - I have no idea who this guy is either.

Date Night with John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, Jason Bateman and his wife

Date night

While indulging in overpriced small plates (please, oh please let this trend END) at AOC on Friday night, I got to enjoy some extra Snacks - for free.

Dining together at an A-list power table were John Krasinski and girlfriend/fiance Emily Blunt and Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda Anka. Blunt looked gorgeous. Krasinski looked like Jim. And Jason Bateman looked like he lost a bet with a bunch of bros and had to grow a crazy Unibomber beard. It was long. Hanging off his face. And looked, not right.

Don't mess with perfection

Date Night with John Krasinski, Emily Blunt, Jason Bateman and his wife

Date night

While indulging in overpriced small plates (please, oh please let this trend END) at AOC on Friday night, I got to enjoy some extra Snacks - for free.

Dining together at an A-list power table were John Krasinski and girlfriend/fiance Emily Blunt and Jason Bateman and his wife Amanda Anka. Blunt looked gorgeous. Krasinski looked like Jim. And Jason Bateman looked like he lost a bet with a bunch of bros and had to grow a crazy Unibomber beard. It was long. Hanging off his face. And looked, not right.

Don't mess with perfection

Robin Wright Penn Buttercup Eats Omelet, Looks Hot

Princess Buttercup

Dusting off the millenial cobwebs on this thing. I'm back! More like, the Snacks are back!

I got to enjoy a delicious pancake omelet next to Jennay Gump yesterday, formerly Ms. Wright Penn, Ms. Wright - then Penn again, now back to fuck-it-who-knows let's just call her Buttercup.

Buttercup ALMOST went unnoticed at Jinky's on Sunset as she dined in her casual jeans, brown Uggs, t-shirt, and hat - but I have a sharp eye. I also noticed her FLAWLESS skin. She was so pretty, you guys. Also dining with her - a dude who gave off a friend vibe.

Also, how many years did this poor lady have to endure restaurant servers cleverly acknowleding her order with, "As you wish." Jesus.

Robin Wright Penn Buttercup Eats Omelet, Looks Hot

Princess Buttercup

Dusting off the millenial cobwebs on this thing. I'm back! More like, the Snacks are back!

I got to enjoy a delicious pancake omelet next to Jennay Gump yesterday, formerly Ms. Wright Penn, Ms. Wright - then Penn again, now back to fuck-it-who-knows let's just call her Buttercup.

Buttercup ALMOST went unnoticed at Jinky's on Sunset as she dined in her casual jeans, brown Uggs, t-shirt, and hat - but I have a sharp eye. I also noticed her FLAWLESS skin. She was so pretty, you guys. Also dining with her - a dude who gave off a friend vibe.

Also, how many years did this poor lady have to endure restaurant servers cleverly acknowleding her order with, "As you wish." Jesus.

Laura Dern's Leftovers

Where you been, gurl?

Laura Dern is a fantastic actor - who hasn't been in much lately. Why?? Maybe she's all cuddled up with Ben Harper, making sweet music and sipping on chai lattes.

I have very few details on this Snacker spotting but a source was at Intelligentsia in Venice this week and saw Dern sitting at a table with a man and another woman.. My source did manage to capture proof of this spotting with photographic evidence of their leftovers.

Leftovers

<------------------Exhibit A

Laura Dern's Leftovers

Where you been, gurl?

Laura Dern is a fantastic actor - who hasn't been in much lately. Why?? Maybe she's all cuddled up with Ben Harper, making sweet music and sipping on chai lattes.

I have very few details on this Snacker spotting but a source was at Intelligentsia in Venice this week and saw Dern sitting at a table with a man and another woman.. My source did manage to capture proof of this spotting with photographic evidence of their leftovers.

Leftovers

<------------------Exhibit A

Jay Z Causes Giggles In Beverly Hills

HOVA

As far as I'm concerned, Jay Z is the only rapper left in the game. And Autotune is total shite (Kanye excluded). Listening to it while driving around LA gives me instant road rage.

Anyhow, Jay Z was in LA recently and I got a breathless phone call from a source who spotted him outside the Montage Hotel in Beverly Hills. HOVA was dressed casually in a t-shirt, jeans, and sunglasses and stood outside the hotel restaurant, waiting for a friend. EVERYONE noticed him and no one could contain their glee, including a table of giggling ladies in hijabs.